But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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