dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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