Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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