OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
