You coming home soon, man?
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
She made me pour olive oil on her.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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