plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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