Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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