It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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