Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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