how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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