I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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