why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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