In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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