I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
even my farts smell like vagina
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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