it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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