Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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