North Korea, Best Korea!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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