there was a trapeze. enough said
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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