it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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