If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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