I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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