you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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