dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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