32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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