uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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