And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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