5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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