It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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