i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
birth control should be required to get into college
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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