Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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