i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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