We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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