How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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