Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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