He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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