We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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