So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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