the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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