he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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