If i come over, it means nothing
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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