You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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