Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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