I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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