Well douche your snatch and let's go!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
