yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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