I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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