dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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