Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You can make out without kissing
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