He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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