He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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